If it where written today I do believe that the preamble would read as such:
We the Government, in order to form a more perfect autocracy, establish injustice, insure domestic inequality, provide for the common dependence, promote the general welfare state, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity. To accomplish said goals we will strive to divide the masses into classes and keep the classes at odds. Thereby focusing the attention of classes on each other and looking to us for support of their special needs and causes. Pledging support to any and all special causes will guarantee our continued service and insure the ongoing animosities between the classes. We do ordain and establish this Constitution of the United States Government.